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Jones Soda makes a Holiday Pack. We heard of this in the past and were curious to see what these concoctions tasted like. So Matt dropped down the $10 for the box of 5 and we made a party out of it. Basically, they made different flavors of soda that taste like a Thanksgiving dinner. Well, that was the idea. So, join us as we enjoy a candlelit dinner and good times. All reactions and expressions seen here are 100% real.

What was on the menu?
Brussel Sprouts
Cranberry Sauce
Turkey & Gravy
Wild Herb Stuffing
Pumpkin Pie

Also included: Serving spoon, moistened towelette, and wine list.

A Gathering of Friends

So, who was up for the Jones Thanksgiving challenge? Going clockwise from top center we have Ross Uhrig, Rory Behrens, Bill Freitag, Lexi Grote, Jana Uhrig, Matt Klundt, Jill Sisson, Josh Frock, and myself taking the pictures. Matt was our host for the evening and made us feel very at home with the candles and the plate of crackers and dip (which we ended up needing).

#1: Wild Herb Stuffing



Results: Alka Seltzer-ish goodness. And by goodness, I mean yuck..


#2: Brussel Sprouts



Results: You know that smell that comes from dump? Well, imagine that as a taste, that Brussels Sprouts Soda. It’s disgusting. We've been traumatized. Bill almost died.

#3: Turkey & Gravy


Results:
Tasted kinda like broth, but overall, lacked any real flavor. Not as gross as the Brussle Sprouts, but still not good.

#4: Cranberry Sauce


Results: This one actually tasted all right. The only bottle we finished.

#5: Pumpkin Pie


Results: Gross. There was nothing of Pumpkin in this. It had somewhat of a burnt flavor. We all decided it needed whipped cream.


Aftermath
Apparently there's something in these sodas that creates belches of a horrifying nature. Also, they made Bill throw up. It's really hard to describe to you how bad these tasted, without any of you actually trying them. Overall, it was a fun little event and we had a lot of laughs out of it. Though, if I find the guy who made the Brussle Sprout flavored one up, I will tear his head off. Happy Thanksgiving everybody!
 
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